Thanksgiving - Day 05
Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Thanksgiving - Day 06
Wednesday, November 23, 2005


Narrative

The trip is on hold for two days while we visit with friends in Louisville, KY.

So I've combined these two days into one. A bummer, I know. But there's two times the jokes and two times the thoughts!

Thought For The Day - 11/22/05

From PossumDawg in GA:

There are three types of people; those that can count and those who cannot.

Joke Of The Day - 11/22/05

From Elizabeth in SC:

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse.

I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the Detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Thought For The Day - 11/23/05

From Denise in IN:

Five more valuable lessons I learned from my MOM -

  1. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
    "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
  2. My mother taught me IRONY.
    "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
  3. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
    "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
  4. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
    "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
  5. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
    "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

Joke Of The Day - 11/23/05

From Elizabeth in SC:

The Password

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer. At the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would need to enter a password... something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...


P...



E...



N...



I...



S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED, NOT LONG ENOUGH***

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