Today I had originally planned to drive from Salina, KS to Mt. Vernon, IN. We got to Mt. Vernon about 8pm. I was feeling pretty ok, so I decided to drive on to Paducah, KY. We got there about 9:30pm, decided to drive on to Nashville, TN.... Continued tomorrow.
Today we traveled from Salina, KS to Nashville, TN.
|Downtown Kansas City.||Corn and Chicago? Illinois is truly a state of contrasts!|
Gasoline: $55 - $1.959/gallon in Caseyville, IL
Food, ice, etc.: $17
Lodging: $0 - drove all night
Other: $1.85 - Kansas Turnpike (I70) toll.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and return it the next day and get a $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
Funeral services are pending.