US Route 1, Part 1 - Day 06
Friday, December 24, 2004

 Today's Narrative 

Today we hung around my brother's house, ate too much, drank too much, generally made pigs of ourselves :)

 Today's Pictures 
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Sorry, no pix today, just visualize pigs.

 Today's Stats 

No stats either, as we went no where, except back to the bufffet one more time :)

 A Very Special Thought for Christmas Eve, Courtesy of The Navigator For All His Doggie Friends 

Santa comes quietly
long before dawn,
while shops are still busy
and lights are still on.
While dinners are cooking
in kitchens so warm
and children count presents
they'll open by morn.
He slips past trees
in the windows aglow,
through the backyard gate
as icy winds blow.
To find the sweet pup he
brought last year
chained up in the snow,
he sheds a tear.
Kneeling down he whispers,
"Are you ready to go?"
There are too many stops
like this one tonight
before the beginning
of his regular flight.
He leaves not a note
or foot print in sight
Just an unbuckled collar
On a snowy Christmas night.

 Thought For The Day 

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
 Joke Of The Day 

And speaking of pigs, a really, really silly story...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.

"I would like a large Sprite," said the first little piggy. "Please bring me a medium Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak, medium well, a stuffed baked potato and the vegetable medley," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate with Honey Dijon dressing and hold the tomatoes," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split with chocolate ice cream and sprinkles," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float with vanilla ice cream," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you ordered just water all evening?"

The third little piggy says, "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee,' all the way home!"

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